"What are you doing with that flashlight under your sheets, son?" "I'm reading the Constitution, dad." "What, the Constitution? Where did you get that trash? Give it here. Who gave it to you? When I find out I'm gonna wring his neck!" "I promise I won't do it again! Please, dad!" "And next time I come up here at oh-dark-thirty and catch you with a flashlight under your sheets, it had better be Playboy!"
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Date: 2011-01-01 01:31 am (UTC)"I'm reading the Constitution, dad."
"What, the Constitution? Where did you get that trash? Give it here. Who gave it to you? When I find out I'm gonna wring his neck!"
"I promise I won't do it again! Please, dad!"
"And next time I come up here at oh-dark-thirty and catch you with a flashlight under your sheets, it had better be Playboy!"
/future of America.