I just have one question...

[patriot-jackie.livejournal.com]

Something occurred to me today. I have to confess, girlies and guys, that I haven't watched or listened to Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, or Sean Hannity in days. Over a week. Sadly, I've been too busy.

Strange thing is that via the internet, I've kept up with the political happenings, so I still know what's going on. I know, right? It's strange, but true. I just always get my news from only those three - never anywhere else. Ever. I need them to tell me what to think and how, you know? So this is a completely new experience for me. I've never tried thinking on my own before!

But here's the real puzzler: Over a week has passed by without the hate-filled rantings of the three seditious, minority-hating, hatey-hate-hatemonger terrorist inciters, and I still think, -- and I use that word loosely because conservatives are both too stupid and too masterfully wicked to engage in conscious thought -- I still think I'm a conservative. OoO

I'm even drawing conservative conclusions and asking questions without their specific coded instructions! Oh, how could this possibly be?! 

The lefties always tell me that listening to Beck, Limbaugh, and Hannity is a download session during which I receive my coded marching instructions via radio waves and broadcast frequencies so potent to even last through the weekends. - Special frequencies, I may add, to which the blessed libbies have a natural immunity and incompatibility. That's why they can listen to the Evil Threesome without being damaged, unlike us weak-minded peasants. - I've formed opinions of the conservative sort regarding events on which I've not heard them opine! I'm, dare I say it, marching on my own! How? HOW???! 

There can only be one possible explanation!

Ladies and Gentlemen. I think I may have been brainwashed!

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