i need some help!! (crossposted to bush2004)

[maidenjedi]

I need your help, Bushies. My best friend forwarded this email to me today, and apparently it has affected her so badly that she's about to change her vote from Bush to Kerry. I debunked some of it for her, but I'm so livid that it even reached her inbox that I need some help.

I know you all know what in here has been exaggerated and what is purely liberal spin. Please help! This is being passed around via email in swing states for certain - my friend got it from a pal of hers in Missouri.

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